LOL, that lake and money analogy though. I came across something similar few days ago. Well, more accurately, my friend did.
He was at a cafe, with a potential partner interest, when he decided to take out his Pixel whatsthismodelversion. Interested party on the other side of the table took a look at his phone and chimed in, “OHHH, You don’t have an iPhone? So, you’re poor huh!”
Society at it’s best ;)